Chicken Run script
-Shuck. -I'm stuck.
Get back.
Mr. Tweety.
What is that chicken doing outside a fence.
-I don't know, love. -Just deal with it, now!
I'll teach you, to make a fool out of me.
Let that be a lesson to you.
No chicken escapes, from Tweety's farm.
Shrek script
Man: "ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A LOVELY PRINCESS.
"BUT SHE HAD AN ENCHANTMENT UPON HER OF A FEARFUL SORT...
"WHICH COULD ONLY BE BROKEN BY LOVE'S FIRST KISS.
"SHE WAS LOCKED AWAY IN A CASTLE...
"GUARDED BY A TERRIBLE FIRE-BREATHING DRAGON.
"MANY BRAVE KNIGHTS HAD ATTEMPTED TO FREE HER FROM THIS DREADFUL PRISON,
"BUT NON PREVAILED.
"SHE WAITED IN THE DRAGON'S KEEP...
"IN THE HIGHEST ROOM OF THE TALLEST TOWER...
FOR HER TRUE LOVE
AND TRUE LOVE'S FIRST KISS."
[Laughing]
LIKE THAT'S EVER GONNA HAPPEN.
- [Paper Rusting, Toilet Flushes] - WHAT A LOAD OF...
